Ask Dr. Axe: The Best In Bad Advice

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Dr Axe

Aeolist

Is really a loli?

In a shocking ironic twist, aeolist is actually a furry.

[Fly]

Dear Dr Axe

How does Kevar get such crazy amounts of money?

What is his/her secret?

two words: handjobs.

That's one word.

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Dear Dr Axe

How does Kevar get such crazy amounts of money?

What is his/her secret?

two words: handjobs.

That's one word.

Yeah, but it's, like, I don't know, a joke.  Kind of.

[Kyou]

Dear Dr. Axe,
Why dont you look me in the eyes when we make love?!

[Fly]

Dr Axe

HORTZ FUR DEHN STEHKEN WEST
HORTZ ZI WEHR DUNT DA HERTZ
HORTZ DA FELT DOS FUNKEHR
HORTZ ZËBËHN DE GEUSTAAH
HORTZ WIRT TLAIT UTS MITLAIT
HORTZ WIRT TLAIT UTS MITLAIT
HORTZ WIRT TLAIT UTS MITLAIT
HORTZ WIRT TLAIT UTS MITLAIT

Love, Fly.

[Fly]

AXE DOCTOR

I WANT TO BUILD A SHELF

HALP

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Dear Dr. Axe,
Why dont you look me in the eyes when we make love?!

I'm blind, you hateful son of a bitch!

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Dr Axe

HORTZ FUR DEHN STEHKEN WEST
HORTZ ZI WEHR DUNT DA HERTZ
HORTZ DA FELT DOS FUNKEHR
HORTZ ZËBËHN DE GEUSTAAH
HORTZ WIRT TLAIT UTS MITLAIT
HORTZ WIRT TLAIT UTS MITLAIT
HORTZ WIRT TLAIT UTS MITLAIT
HORTZ WIRT TLAIT UTS MITLAIT

Love, Fly.

DENNY CRANE

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AXE DOCTOR

I WANT TO BUILD A SHELF

HALP

FUDGE BARS ARE DELICIOUS

[Fly]

Dr Axe.

Through complex calculations, I know that Son Goku and Luffy D. Monkey are matched in power, at least when Goku fights Vegeta for the first time and if Luffy is in 3rd Gear.

Where does Naruto fit in? And the Bleach dude? (both in the latest incarnations/power levels/whatever).

In fact, can Ichigo even fight with the others? Can Ichigo beat Son Goku if Goku is in the afterlife?


Love

               Puzzled Fly.

[Kyou]

Dear Dr. Axe,
Why dont you look me in the eyes when we make love?!

I'm blind, you hateful son of a bitch!

I guess that explains why you were screaming "WHO'S THERE, WHAT'S GOING ON?! OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

Honest to god, I thought we were roleplaying.

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The only way Naruto can beat any of those guys is totally by accident.  I just watched the episode of Bleach where Ichigo takes down Jidambo or whatever his weird ass moon language name is, and that was pretty impressive.  That was like 100 episodes of Bleach ago from where Ichigo is now, so I'm going to say he could probably take Luffy, and could definitely take Goku, as long as Goku was a ghost.

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Dear Dr. Axe,
Why dont you look me in the eyes when we make love?!

I'm blind, you hateful son of a bitch!

I guess that explains why you were screaming "WHO'S THERE, WHAT'S GOING ON?! OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

Honest to god, I thought we were roleplaying.

I was roleplaying when I tried to get you to wear that Elektra outfit.

[Fly]

Dear Dr. Axe,
Why dont you look me in the eyes when we make love?!

I'm blind, you hateful son of a bitch!

I guess that explains why you were screaming "WHO'S THERE, WHAT'S GOING ON?! OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

Honest to god, I thought we were roleplaying.

I was roleplaying when I tried to get you to wear that Elektra outfit.

Were you trying to penetrate him? In the not sense?

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Dear Dr. Axe,
Why dont you look me in the eyes when we make love?!

I'm blind, you hateful son of a bitch!

I guess that explains why you were screaming "WHO'S THERE, WHAT'S GOING ON?! OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

Honest to god, I thought we were roleplaying.

I was roleplaying when I tried to get you to wear that Elektra outfit.

Were you trying to penetrate him? In the not sense?

If I'm blind, why would I be Bullseye?

IRONY

[Fly]

Dear Dr. Axe,
Why dont you look me in the eyes when we make love?!

I'm blind, you hateful son of a bitch!

I guess that explains why you were screaming "WHO'S THERE, WHAT'S GOING ON?! OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

Honest to god, I thought we were roleplaying.

I was roleplaying when I tried to get you to wear that Elektra outfit.

Were you trying to penetrate him? In the not sense?

If I'm blind, why would I be Bullseye?

IRONY

3SOM

[Fly]

Dr Axe

Why do the players have to fight the environment?

Isn't this, like, bad for the environment, with all that global warming and shit?

Can't we make love, not war?

[Fly]

Dr Axe

Wizard of Oz : Dark Side of the Moon = Dear or Alive : X

X = ?

Yours

          Algebraic!

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Dr Axe

Why do the players have to fight the environment?

Isn't this, like, bad for the environment, with all that global warming and shit?

Can't we make love, not war?

What is love?

[BigDes]

Dr Axe

Why do the players have to fight the environment?

Isn't this, like, bad for the environment, with all that global warming and shit?

Can't we make love, not war?

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more.

[Bendelvio]

Dear Sir Dr. Axe, Ph.D., Esq.,

As I sit here grading my students' lab reports, I've noticed that many failed to calculate the heat loss during the experiment as a cumulative phenomena.  Am I within my rights to make insulting comments about their pets and insinuate that they have scoliosis instead of giving them a numeric grade?

-Grading in Grenada

[Imran]

Dear Dr. Axe,

My friends play Legend of the Five Rings.  Which is, like, cool for them, I guess.

How do I get them to stop talking about it, though?  I totally don't care about this crap.  It's all Duel Monsters ching chong wing wong crap to me.

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Dr Axe

Wizard of Oz : Dark Side of the Moon = Dear or Alive : X

X = ?

Yours

          Algebraic!

X = the Nelson discography

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Dear Sir Dr. Axe, Ph.D., Esq.,

As I sit here grading my students' lab reports, I've noticed that many failed to calculate the heat loss during the experiment as a cumulative phenomena.  Am I within my rights to make insulting comments about their pets and insinuate that they have scoliosis instead of giving them a numeric grade?

-Grading in Grenada

as long as you do it in red pen.

[Fly]

D. Axe

Sonic and the Magic Rings

yay or nay?