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« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2007, 01:36:56 PM »
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Dr.Axe.....will you marry me?  <3
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« Reply #51 on: February 12, 2007, 01:40:42 PM »
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Dear Dr. Axe.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Love,
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« Reply #52 on: February 12, 2007, 01:41:37 PM »
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Dr.Axe.....will you marry me?  <3
I hate the institution of marriage.
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« Reply #53 on: February 12, 2007, 01:41:59 PM »
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Dear Dr. Axe.

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Love,
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Go back to bed, Garfield.
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« Reply #54 on: February 12, 2007, 01:42:23 PM »
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Dear Dr. Axe MD,

Why does regular V8 taste saltier than Low Sodium V8?

Signed.
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« Reply #55 on: February 12, 2007, 01:42:32 PM »
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Dr Axe,

Can headbanging cause injures?
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« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2007, 01:43:09 PM »
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Dear Dr. Axe MD,

Why does regular V8 taste saltier than Low Sodium V8?

Signed.
Signed?  Are you deaf?

Dr. Axe doesn't tolerate Ameslan, you ingrate.

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« Reply #57 on: February 12, 2007, 01:43:32 PM »
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Dr Axe,

Can headbanging cause injures?
Fuck no.

Rock n' roll!
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« Reply #58 on: February 12, 2007, 01:43:54 PM »
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Dr. Axe,

Why is it that I strike out with girls my age and the only girl who just happens to like me is seven years younger than me. She gets really unbearable around valentine's week. Please help me.
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« Reply #59 on: February 12, 2007, 01:46:21 PM »
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Dr. Axe,

Why is it that I strike out with girls my age and the only girl who just happens to like me is seven years younger than me. She gets really unbearable around valentine's week. Please help me.
ask her to have sex in a casket.

problem solved, hombre.
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« Reply #60 on: February 12, 2007, 01:52:30 PM »
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Dear Dr. Axe,

I have a nice widescreen TV downstairs and I like to watch foreign DVDs in widescreen on it.

But I can't because they put subtitles in the letter boxing, so if I put it in widescreen format, I can't read the subtitles.

Who should I kill to stop this?
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« Reply #61 on: February 12, 2007, 01:54:58 PM »
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Dear Dr. Axe,

I have a nice widescreen TV downstairs and I like to watch foreign DVDs in widescreen on it.

But I can't because they put subtitles in the letter boxing, so if I put it in widescreen format, I can't read the subtitles.

Who should I kill to stop this?
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« Reply #62 on: February 12, 2007, 01:59:18 PM »
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Dear Dr. Axe,

Do you have a hat I could borrow?
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« Reply #63 on: February 12, 2007, 01:59:54 PM »
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Dr. Axe:

I want someone to set the record straight -- which Final Fantasy girl is the hottest? I can't seem to get a sraight answer out of the GameFAQs forums.
Quistis.

Rinoa!
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« Reply #64 on: February 12, 2007, 02:01:14 PM »
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Dr Axe.

Last night, aliens visited me.

They asked me if they could borrow $5.

Sadly, they could.

What is the meaning of this, in the context of cosmic regeneration?
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« Reply #65 on: February 12, 2007, 02:02:40 PM »
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Dr. Axe:

I want someone to set the record straight -- which Final Fantasy girl is the hottest? I can't seem to get a sraight answer out of the GameFAQs forums.
Quistis.

Rinoa!
At the same time.
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« Reply #66 on: February 12, 2007, 02:03:13 PM »
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Dr. Axe:

I want someone to set the record straight -- which Final Fantasy girl is the hottest? I can't seem to get a sraight answer out of the GameFAQs forums.
Quistis.

Rinoa!

More like Terra.

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« Reply #67 on: February 12, 2007, 02:04:16 PM »
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Fuck that shit, Garnet all the way.

Well I kid really, Rikku for life.
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« Reply #68 on: February 12, 2007, 02:05:43 PM »
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Dr. Axe:

I want someone to set the record straight -- which Final Fantasy girl is the hottest? I can't seem to get a sraight answer out of the GameFAQs forums.
Quistis.

Rinoa!
At the same time.

I can agree on that.
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« Reply #69 on: February 12, 2007, 02:14:25 PM »
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Dear Dr. Axe,

Do you have a hat I could borrow?
Yeah.
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« Reply #70 on: February 12, 2007, 02:14:58 PM »
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Dr Axe

Who are you're base belong to?
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« Reply #71 on: February 12, 2007, 02:15:27 PM »
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Dr Axe.

Last night, aliens visited me.

They asked me if they could borrow $5.

Sadly, they could.

What is the meaning of this, in the context of cosmic regeneration?
I don't know, so I asked Joe Biden:



t everyone:  Axe has spoken.  Quistis is hottest.  No debate.
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« Reply #72 on: February 12, 2007, 02:16:36 PM »
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Dear Dr Axe

How does Kevar get such crazy amounts of money?

What is his/her secret?
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« Reply #73 on: February 12, 2007, 02:18:10 PM »
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Dr Axe

Aeolist

Is really a loli?
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« Reply #74 on: February 12, 2007, 02:21:53 PM »
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Dear Dr Axe

How does Kevar get such crazy amounts of money?

What is his/her secret?
two words: handjobs.
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